disneyismyescape:

monorailsandmagic:

So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually captured photos of the occasion I started laughing even harder omg

omg 

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

(via im-not-his-keeper)

  • Killian: *slaps Rumple in the face*
  • Rumple: What the--
  • Killian: Sorry, evil hand.
  • Rumple: What do you mean--
  • Killian: *punches jaw*
  • Rumple: Will you--
  • Killian: *yanks hair*
  • Rumple: Why can't you--
  • Killian: *punches groin*
  • Rumple: FOR THE LOVE OF--
  • Killian: *backhands face*
  • Rumple: ...
  • Killian: ...
  • Rumple: ...
  • Killian: Sorry.
  • Killian: *waves cheekily*
  • Killian: Evil hand.